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Worcester, UK

Gods of music

urm, 0

Bastardized necro blastmindcore, not for you townies.

Hey, found this review of your music on Godsofmusic.com, i like it. So just for you fans of him, here it is:

ARTIST: PLAYBOI
SONG: TAKE IT HIGHER
GENRE: ALTERNATIVE / SICKENING MUSIC

Ok, lets start by saying who playboi is a one man act who produces "Slamming ghetto assed booty chicago house" or as most other people like to call it "utter shite".

Im just gonna lay down the background info you should all know before i review the song honestly.

1- This artist earns about $50 a day

2- This artist has been in the top 5 in House genre before

3- This artist has over 1000 plays everyday.

and heres the punch line

4- The music this artist "produces" is not his own. Or rather, it is arranged by him but none of the elements within it are his own.

5-Every track is produced on Music 2000, an instant music package which consists of a tracker, riff editor and sample browser.

You can make your own tunes with this program by using the hundreds of one-note samples supplied. But you can also simply take the ready made tunes and shove them onto the tracker and say "Hey look ignorant fool who hear my music, ive just made a hard house anthem!"

OK, now that you all know that this artist isn't an artist at all, more of a con-man infact, i can start talking about this particular "song".

It starts off imediately with the give away music 2000 sample "you haven't lost your touch" (with noise in between) which doesnt begin the track particularly well and sounds very dry and flat. We are then hauled straight into a series of ready made tune and percussion samples accompanied by a howling house style female vocal which is there throughout the track. The tunes and chord progression used are not very original but then again, maybe i should be blaming the makers of the riffs in the first place not the "artist" for that as he did not influence them at all. However, the one thing that has been actually performed by Playboi is the a

21

n.o.

punked him in high school

creamed on myself when i heard it

ok but matt krunk's is better

i want to vomit in a glass and drink it back up!

22

nola

in high scool

i give it 9 out of 10 bonner sandwiches

playboi is so cute. when i first saw his page i knew it was love at first sight. now i log on and stare at his picture for several hours a day. ive started up a playboi fan club and we are up to 3 people now, myself(president), my mom, and my cat(skooter). i hope he continues to lay phat tracks.

23

Kenner

Long ass time ago, when I was cheking out more artists in Kenner.

Off the charts!!!

Your music is really bad ass. Keep up the good work.

38

Illinois

tripped, fell, looked up, and there it was.

10/100

Oh my God, your music sets my nipples to stand-by. Pleasure me Playboi! CALL PLAYBOI NOW!!!! (504) 388 - ****

I'm horny, horny! horny! horny!

15

NC//USA

two summers ago i think, searching around on here

on a scale of 1-200, I give a 300

this stuff is the best, EVER. I've heard Happy Hardcore, house, techno, rave, whatever - nothing compares to your mixes and beats. It sorta puts me in this state of mind, like where once you start dancing, you're sucked into the music deeper and deeper as it progresses. It's hard to explain but it's so awesome. The beats get louder and faster, and you're right there with the music. nothing can describe what your music does to me. keep it up. x0x <3

19

La.

;)

(no comment)

21

@my boyfriends house

he im me!

from a scale of 1-10, i give him an 11

nice job, very impressive!

19

Texas

I dont remember how the hell I found him.

I'd rate you a 6 out of 10

Some of the songs have some pretty tight beats, but some of them arent that great. I can't say much though because I can't do much better. Also....for "check it", you used MTV's Muisc Generator am I not right? I'm just saying since I myself played with it for a while before.

31

Compton

on my local newstand, er........i mean amp3.com

Very pro white! :(

This music is not black enough fo me.

I want more uses of the words "bitch" "ho" "hoe" "slut" "punch dat bitch" "slangin' rocks" and so on.