...I therefore offer apologies for my memory lapse, and our Club's gratitude for his dedication in designing and building our prime communication system - Brian (or Brain as I call him) Jordan. Thank you Brian (sounds of cheering and clapping). Brian at work
Thanks Chris, I'm sure you all know that I do it for fun and that the hours spent down here in the bowels of Jordan Manor are worth it. It's not quite like the picture you posted - more string vest and underpants than lumberjack in truth.
Onno is quite right to ask if we thanked you because your efforts this year should be applauded.
This correspondence should probably now close before it gets too brown nosed and we all start sending each other bunches of flowers.