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My Granny

Granny bought herself one of those stick type deodorants yesterday. The instructions said:
Remove cap and push up bottom. She can barely walk today, but when she farts the room smells lovely !!

Re: My Granny

Colin, my granny was cooking dinner last night and got herbs in her eye...........she's now parsley sighted.